Jeff vs Jessica

WEEK 10

2007-04-16T09:57:00.000-05:00

Thank you everyone!

We have had a successful blog this semester. Congratulations to Jessica who won the most weeks.

WHO SHOULD WIN WEEK 10?

JEFF:

JESSICA:

VOTE NOW in the poll

and

CLICK "COMMENT" below to tell us what you think!

Week 9

2007-04-08T12:02:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

The Generous Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

JESSICA:

Congratulations to WEEK 9 Winner:
JEFF

WEEK 8

2007-03-28T12:50:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...

Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt
it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama.

JESSICA:

Congratulations to WEEK 8 Winner:
JEFF

WEEK 7

2007-03-21T22:41:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

Really Healthy
At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. "Say, is this really a healthy place?" "It sure is," the man replied. "When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed." "That's wonderful!" said John. "How long have you been here?" "I was born here."

JESSICA:

WEEK 7 was a TIE!

WEEK 6

2007-03-14T22:08:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

JESSICA:

Congratulations to WEEK 6 Winner:

JESSICA

WEEK 5

2007-02-27T22:00:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

The Worst Robber Ever

JESSICA:

The Importance of Communication

Congratulations to WEEK 5 Winner:

JEFF

WEEK 4

2007-02-20T02:43:00.001-05:00

JEFF:

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

JESSICA:

Busted.

Congratulations to WEEK 4 Winner:
JESSICA

WEEK 3

2007-02-12T11:11:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

Don't Give Us A Bad Name

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off.

A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing.

The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

View more jokes at: http://www.ahajokes.com

JESSICA:

"My Funny Valentine"

Congratulations to WEEK 3 Winner:
JESSICA

WEEK 2

2007-01-30T17:04:00.001-05:00

JEFF:

She's new to football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

JESSICA:

The Love Boat

Congratulations to WEEK 2 Winner:
JEFF

WEEK 1

2007-01-24T20:32:00.000-05:00

JEFF:

Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt.

The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player.
The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.

Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

JESSICA:

Dance, Dance.

Congratulations to WEEK 1 Winner:
JESSICA